Okay, I'm bummed. At work a lot of the big name "gaming" sites are blocked. Now they've blocked some of the other smaller sites and forums that I liked to hang out in on my breaks. So how do I get my gaming fix in while at work? I make up stupid lists like this:
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE PLAYING TOO MUCH LEGO STAR WARS
#10 You see the glowing lights from a neon sign and try to use the Force to move it.
#9 You refuse to take the stairs. Instead you try to use your grappling gun.
#8 When you go to the zoo you jump into the elephant's compound so you can ride a bantha.
#7 You find yourself throwing things at shiny metal objects hoping they stick . . . and blow it up.
#6 When you're sick you start attacking someone in the hopes that they'll drop a red heart so you can pick it up and feel better.
#5 Instead of just looking under the couch cushions for loose change you destroy the thing because you'll get more studs out of it . . . preferably blue ones.
#4 You go to the local bar and start a brawl just for the fun of it.
#3 You try to change yourself into an astromech droid so you can push the elevator button.
#2 You think if your car doesn't work you can just smash it up, put it back together again and it will work perfectly.
#1 If someone makes you mad you howl like a Wookie and try to rip their arms off.
Okay, how bad was that? Let me know, or maybe not. What other games do you want a "Top 10" list for?
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